If this
decree published in Aleppo, Syria by the ISIS caliphate office is their idea of cleanliness then they really
want to go back to the Middle Ages!
The decree states
that bidets must be destroyed and anyone found to have a bidet in their house
will be punished. They want people to use water, sand and granite stones to
clean themselves following defecation just as their forefathers did. They
should think again as anyone downwind of them will smell them coming and there
is an excellent chance of them succumbing to diarrhea or better still
dysentery. Some would say an appropriate death would then be theirs!
On the
other hand if ISIS want to return to ‘the good old days’ then we await their
decree that stops the use of radio, tv, telephones and the internet not to
mention cars, machine guns, and tanks. Is it the camel brigade next boys?
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